So I have been patiently awaiting the arrival of my iPhone 5, after having lived with my Nokia for the past 2 years whilst everyone around me basks in the glory of apple sensations.
And today, it finally arrived! I hear the delivery man from my room, and go downstairs, to find he’s already gone. My mum stares at me. I was also waiting for my dress (formal dress number 2, replacement dress) and ask her if it was my dress, which I thought she’d hide so I didn’t try it on instead of studying.
She says no. So obviously it was the iPhones. She lies, says they’re not here, I’m smart and know they are. Anyway, I see them and she’s like, you can’t open them.
Why the fuck not? You’re not allowed. You’re dad hasn’t given it to you yet.
Fine, whatever. I’ll see when I get home from the library and dad is home.
Anyway, I get home. “When can I use my phone?”
You’re not allowed to take it to Thailand.
Whatever, fine, okay. Can I use it now anyway?
No. You have to study.
Fine. Can I open it after my last exam?
No. You’ll make it look old. (The fuck?! It doesn’t even matter if it looks old, as long as you have a receipt that proves you bought it within the 30 day period!)
Frustration grows. I AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW THOUGH!!!
If you’re lucky, I’ll let you use it to take photos at your formal.
If I’m lucky?!?!?! What the hell?!?! It’s a phone, I need to use it!! I’ve been wanting and waiting since the beginning of the year! I HATE THIS I HATE LIFE WHAT THE FUCK!!! This is not even life’s fault, it’s my parents!!! WHY THE FUCK!?! Study my fucking ass, I’m not studying until I get my phone!! Brat as that may be perceived, I don’t fucking care, this is torture, it’s not even worth being owned my someone!! Just like the time my dad bought me a MacAir so I could use it for school, and he put under his own fucking name when the laptop is fucking for me and me only to use!!! DICK WAD.
Fuck this shit,
Just Another Woo Girl